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The Jack II Circus Transport attraction, laterally considered to be the finest capable attraction at Disneyland
Jack II Circus Transport
December 27, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Jack II Circus Transport's clearly human-hostile barred wagons, you'll go on a strangely thrilling long haul through Studentbook Land and get an inconvenient view of minute replica homes.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Unborn infants should avoid this attraction.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from chest, lung, hip, attention-span, or personal complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
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