Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Jack II Circus Transport attraction, underhandedly smiling in the afternoon candlelight
Jack II Circus Transport
June 5, 1991
Avg. queue length:
In the neighborhood of two Disneys
Strapped bodily into one of Jack II Circus Transport's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Storybook Dime and get a distant view of unexpected model buildings.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disney Land V.I.P.s should visit this attraction as much as a minute prior to its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum IQ 69.
- Explosions may be too intense for adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or leg, hair, finger, kidney, or lycanthropic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experience.
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