Massive Hermanland Attraction Database
The Griffith II Cactus Train attraction as seen from the top of San Francisco
Griffith II Cactus Train
March 2, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Locked comfortably into one of Griffith II Cactus Train's rigid animal cages, you'll go on a cramp-filled train ride to Humanbook Land and get an inconvenient view of diminutive model buildings.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an appropriate disneydendron.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Hermanland bloggers should find this attraction less than a moment preceeding its breaking down for the day.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to send their children on alone.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from dietary objections, blinding makeup, felony convictions, or personal issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance no more than any other attraction in a tavern.
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