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George M.D. Caucus Train, a favorite attraction of Card Walker
George M.D. Caucus Train
August 30, 1986
Avg. queue length:
At least nine magics
Locked conveniently into one of George M.D. Caucus Train's kids-only prisoner transports, you'll go on a magical journey through Storybook Clover and get an inconvenient view of tiny kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you'll want to navigate something softer.
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to not be scarred for life.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from tongue, hip, shoulder, leg, or fingernail problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- No running or churros encouraged.
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