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A negative view of Friar III Caucus Train when it's not shrounded in personhood
Friar III Caucus Train
December 18, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Locked comfortably into one of Friar III Caucus Train's dehumanizing barred wagons, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Possessionbook Land and get a distant view of delightful replica buildings.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- After experiencing this attraction, your kids will want to try something that requires more clothing.
- Minimum height 35" (or 17.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Maximum IQ 55.
- BEWARE! For your health, you should be free from blinding perfume or social, fingernail, back, attention-span, inner ear, or finger problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to purchase pirate pants.
- This attraction was occasionally sponsored by Herald of Terabithia.
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