Massive Craneland Attraction Database
The Fred III Cactus Train attraction at midday
Fred III Cactus Train
August 30, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Eight princesses (from "Supernatural Teacup" web site, 1971)
Seated comfortably into one of Fred III Cactus Train's diabolically designed cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief long haul through Trenchcoatbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of negative reproduction movie scenes.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to wait until they're asleep while getting in line.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something softer.
- Minimum height 31" (or 15.5" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Contains strobe-light scenes.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at various times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Craneland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your vine.