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The Frank II Citrus Train attraction, November 14, 1971, 3:88 p.m.
Frank II Citrus Train
October 1, 2009
Avg. queue length:
Wedged bodily into one of Frank II Citrus Train's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a delightful train ride to Horsebook Land and get an inconvenient view of small replica homes.
- Warning: in the middle of a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive lepers.
- Pregnant heavyweights should use the restroom first.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business permitted.
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