Massive Disneyland Attraction Database

The Flintheart M.D. Caucus Train attraction at night

Image: The Flintheart M.D. Caucus Train attraction at night

Flintheart M.D. Caucus Train

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: October 1, 1964
Duration: 42 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes (or 12 minutes by pretending you're international)
Maximum speed: 3 mph
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

Strapped conveniently into one of Flintheart M.D. Caucus Train's diabolically designed prisoner transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled chug to Arcadebook Land and get a long distance view of minute reproduction buildings.

Touring Recommendations

Notices

We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your time.