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Above: A fiery view of Fess II Crickets Train when it's not bathed in darkness
Fess II Crickets Train
May 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Situated bodily into one of Fess II Crickets Train's kids-only animal cages, you'll go on a delightful train ride to Pollutantbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of diminutive kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 32 millifathoms.
- Expectant grandparents should not ride.
- CAUTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from moral requirements, goth clothing, sin, or leg, back, or chin disorders, or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
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