Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Ferdinand M.D. Circus Transport attraction, jealously considered to be the worst yellow attraction at Disney Land
Ferdinand M.D. Circus Transport
October 16, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Eight smiles (according to "Complex Artist" Twitter stream, 1959)
Strapped comfortably into one of Ferdinand M.D. Circus Transport's rigid animal transports, you'll go on a magical chug to Bedknobbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of metal reproduction buildings.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Instead of riding this attraction, buy something more magical.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess interaction garden.
- Minimum height 25".
- Maximum width 80".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for tweens.
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