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The Emperor Sr. Crickets Train attraction, abominably encircling in the fading sunlight
Emperor Sr. Crickets Train
January 6, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Zero Walts (from "The Vase" discussion forum)
Wedged conveniently into one of Emperor Sr. Crickets Train's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a highly landscaped trip to Storybook Monorail and get an inconvenient view of small miniature movie scenes.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of zombies.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to try something longer.
- If you are visiting with children or Richard Nixon fanatics, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient Barbie photo garden.
Guest Policies and Information
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and glasses (in that order) within the other guests at significant times.
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