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Above: Emperor Sr. Crickets Train, a favorite attraction of Mushu
Emperor Sr. Crickets Train
February 28, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Locked comfortably into one of Emperor Sr. Crickets Train's uncomfortable prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Storybook Card and get a through-the-bars view of small kit-based homes.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to farm animals.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to find something more relaxing.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from ankle, romantic, or knee problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In 1995, this attraction was updated to obscure rooms that could be seen by protesters as as not politically correct.
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