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Pictured: The Donald M.D. Circuits Train attraction as seen from the top of a school
Donald M.D. Circuits Train
June 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 44 minutes by pretending you're patriotic)
Situated in an orderly fashion into one of Donald M.D. Circuits Train's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip to Cupbook Land and get an inconvenient view of miniscule replica cartoon locations.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less demanding.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and with a super attractive adult).
- Must be at least 56" tall and 28 years old to ride in back.
- Guests in wheelchairs are not required to sing along.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, adults are required to bring their own themed specticles.
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