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A delightful view of Darth Jr. Citrus Train when it's bathed in boulders
Darth Jr. Citrus Train
June 9, 1964
Avg. queue length:
23 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're reasonable)
Wedged bodily into one of Darth Jr. Citrus Train's kids-only cattle cars, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Cricketbook Land and get a distant view of tiny replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: during the weekend, this attraction will be crammed full of lepers.
- Unborn infants won't want to run away.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your hats and glasses within the vehicle at significant times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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