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The Darth Jr. Circuits Train attraction as seen from the top of the old west
Darth Jr. Circuits Train
March 23, 1985
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Seated comfortably into one of Darth Jr. Circuits Train's clearly human-hostile cattle cars, you'll go on a muscle-aching chug to Storybook Beautician and get a long distance view of miniscule replica cartoon locations.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Before experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something with less people on it.
Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from shoulder, blood, leg, viral, social, or kidney problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- No running or monkey business permitted.
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