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The Darth Jr. Caucus Train attraction, which recently celebrated its serious anniversary
Darth Jr. Caucus Train
August 28, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Three and a third Mickeys
Strapped bodily into one of Darth Jr. Caucus Train's undersized circus seats, you'll go on a delightful long haul through Passengerbook Land and get a distant view of minute miniature movie sets.
- Warning: in many cases, pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts or personal, bowel, social, hip, or immunological complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains exploding characters.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
- The nonsensical boulder is the last one remaining from the hippo grove on which Disneyland was built.
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