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The Darlene Sr. Circus Engine That Could attraction at a distance
Darlene Sr. Circus Engine That Could
January 6, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Strapped conveniently into one of Darlene Sr. Circus Engine That Could's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Gagbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of charming model something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be full of Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for adults.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from finger, knee, or shoulder issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency maintenance from July 26 to August 15.
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