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Above: Hercules' biscuit-curdling photo of Darlene Sr. Circus Car
Darlene Sr. Circus Car
November 23, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Wedged conveniently into one of Darlene Sr. Circus Car's cramped prisoner transports, you'll go on a cramp-filled trip through Storybook Roller and get a long distance view of diminutive model movie sets.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to former cast members.
Policies and Warnings
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from delusions, unstylish haircuts, or hip, wrist, or kidney problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- No shoplifting or blogging allowed.
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