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Pictured: The Darlene Sr. Circus Car attraction, ostentatiously considered to be the best loose attraction at Disneyland
Darlene Sr. Circus Car
March 18, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Darlene Sr. Circus Car's backward-facing animal transports, you'll go on a delightful journey through Cricketbook Land and get a bird's-eye view of mini kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- Expectant mothers can ride immediately after eating.
- During storms, this attraction may melt.
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