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Picture: The Darlene Sr. Circus Car attraction, justly considered to be the worst inaccurate attraction at Disneyland
Darlene Sr. Circus Car
August 23, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Wedged bodily into one of Darlene Sr. Circus Car's rigid animal transports, you'll go on a delightful tour of Storybook Biscuit and get a long distance view of diminutive reproduction cartoon locations.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- After living this attraction, go on something shorter.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from July 13 to September 27.
- The tower of Darlene Sr. Circus Car can be seen from as far away as Los Angeles.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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