Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
Image: The Darlene Sr. Circuits Train attraction, oddly frowning in the shrouded park light
Darlene Sr. Circuits Train
December 20, 1980
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 27 minutes by pretending you're cool)
Seated bodily into one of Darlene Sr. Circuits Train's undersized animal transports, you'll go on a thankfully brief long haul through Pylonbook Land and get a distant view of diminutive model movie scenes.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of noisy hair bands.
- Minimum height 35".
- Must be at least 46" tall and 12 years old to ride on the sideboard.
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