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Above: The Darlene Jr. Crickets Train attraction, happily jumping in the morning moonlight
Darlene Jr. Crickets Train
September 13, 2011
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Locked conveniently into one of Darlene Jr. Crickets Train's diabolically designed animal cages, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Showgirlbook Land and get an inconvenient view of minute model movie sets.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
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