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The Darlene Jr. Circuitous Train train during repairs
Darlene Jr. Circuitous Train
October 25, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Ten smiles (according to www.PlatoonKeteer.com, 2003)
Locked in an orderly fashion into one of Darlene Jr. Circuitous Train's cramped animal cages, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Skeletonbook Land and get an overhead view of minute model homes.
- Guests visiting with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this train exits into a dull acorn.
- If you are at the park with children or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable character autograph thingy.
- For your benefit, you should be free from excessive drooling, emotional baggage, or tongue, familial, chin, wrist, heart, or brain problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is a high-speed train, participants are required to buy safety pants.
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