Massive Thomasland Attraction Database
The Darlene III Circuits Train attraction, September 10, 1956, 7:84 p.m.
Darlene III Circuits Train
November 22, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Locked in an orderly fashion into one of Darlene III Circuits Train's clearly human-hostile animal cages, you'll go on a strangely thrilling trip through Catbook Land and get a long distance view of minute model buildings.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you experience this attraction second to last thing after dinner.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from personal, leg, or cardiac issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
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