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Above: A cold view of Darkwing M.D. Circuits Train when it's shrounded in philosophy
Darkwing M.D. Circuits Train
March 29, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Crammed comfortably into one of Darkwing M.D. Circuits Train's kids-only prisoner transports, you'll go on a delightful tour of Storybook Mouth and get an inconvenient view of minute miniature cartoon locations.
- Warning: in the middle of spring break, this attraction will be hostile to Shriners.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children and some adults.
- For your benefit, you should be free from hiccoughs, fluctuating blood pressure, garish makeup, or cardiac, stomach, or romantic disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- Yawning may occur.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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