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The Darby M.D. Cactus Train attraction, brightly tempting in the shrouded sunlight
Darby M.D. Cactus Train
June 30, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Two mouse ears (according to "Overgrown Explorer" newsletter)
Locked bodily into one of Darby M.D. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile cattle cars, you'll go on a muscle-aching chug to Storybook Aristocat and get a distant view of tiny model buildings.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- After experiencing this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve treasures.
- Special effects may be too intense for young retirees.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from excessive cluelessness, overdone makeup, projectile-vomiting propensity, or hair problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
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