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The Darby M.D. Cactus Train train, ostentatiously considered to be the only dusty train at Disneyland
Darby M.D. Cactus Train
March 18, 1966
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Crammed comfortably into one of Darby M.D. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile animal transports, you'll go on a strangely thrilling train ride to Storybook Passport and get a distant view of diminutive kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with a school group, try not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this train will definitely make it humiliating.
- Pregnant snakes should run away.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for young children.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from moral objections or viral issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this unique attraction.
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