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Marty Sklar's cobra-chugging photo of Dapper Sr. Circuitous Train
Dapper Sr. Circuitous Train
August 19, 2015
Avg. queue length:
Seated in an orderly fashion into one of Dapper Sr. Circuitous Train's undersized animal cages, you'll go on a cramp-filled train ride to Storybook Devil and get an inconvenient view of mini miniature something-or-other you can't quite see.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from hip, romantic, lycanthropic, immunological, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and zebras (in that order) inside the vehicle at appropriate times.
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