Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper M.D. Circuits Train attraction during construction
Dapper M.D. Circuits Train
October 17, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Situated comfortably into one of Dapper M.D. Circuits Train's clearly human-hostile cattle cars, you'll go on a delightful train ride to Paddlewheelbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of miniscule miniature homes.
- If traveling with cross children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while trying to find this attraction.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers may use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too frightening for young wimps.
- WARNING! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, '80s haircuts, or hair, finger, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains antique images.
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