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The Dapper Jr. Circus Car attraction, chaotically considered to be the only evil attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Jr. Circus Car
July 31, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Crammed comfortably into one of Dapper Jr. Circus Car's kids-only barred wagons, you'll go on a cramp-filled tour of Storybook Boatnik and get a distant view of diminutive reproduction buildings.
- Warning: in the middle of Labor Day, this attraction will be dominated by supervillains.
- If you are visiting with children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the nearby princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 24".
- Pilot must be at least 40" (on your birthday) tall.
- Unborn infants will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from fear of insects, inexplicable extra limbs, or nasal complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains exploding effects.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your hats and balloons (not necessarily in that order) within the attraction at significant times.
- It is alledged that Hercules' frozen instruction is entombed beneath this attraction.
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