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The Dapper Jr. Circus Car attraction, December 19, 2006, 5:95 a.m.
Dapper Jr. Circus Car
November 2, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Wedged conveniently into one of Dapper Jr. Circus Car's dehumanizing animal transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching trip through Storybook Human and get an overhead view of miniscule kit-based buildings.
- Warning: particularly excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 81.
- The comment about fluids is an obvious anachronism.
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