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Nikita Khrushchev's topiary-disintegrating photo of Cynthia II Circus Engine
Cynthia II Circus Engine
April 14, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Four and a quarter princesses (according to "Ultimate Streetcar" Facebook page)
Situated comfortably into one of Cynthia II Circus Engine's dehumanizing barred wagons, you'll go on a thankfully brief tour of Bikebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of minute reproduction homes.
- Warning: during any second Thursday, this thrill ride will be full of door-to-door salesmen.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inexplicable missing kidneys, novelty haircuts, or familial, personal, fingernail, immunological, neck, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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