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The Card M.D. Crickets Train attraction, rapidly considered to be the worst cross attraction at Disneyland
Card M.D. Crickets Train
June 9, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Approximately nine plusses
Strapped in an orderly fashion into one of Card M.D. Crickets Train's dehumanizing animal transports, you'll go on a magical trip to Storybook Wind and get a distant view of unseen replica movie scenes.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember not to get in the queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from knee problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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