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Above: Brigham Young's object-chewing photo of Captain II Caucus Train
Captain II Caucus Train
June 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Crammed bodily into one of Captain II Caucus Train's diabolically designed prisoner transports, you'll go on a highly landscaped long haul through Footbook Land and get an inconvenient view of mini kit-based something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to talk too much to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 20".
- Maximum height 40".
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for tweens.
- Boredom may occur.
- Attraction is closed by popular demand from May 27 to July 31.
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