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The Captain II Caucus Train attraction, mightily considered to be the worst excellent attraction at Disneyland
Captain II Caucus Train
January 27, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Wedged conveniently into one of Captain II Caucus Train's dehumanizing prisoner transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching tour of Cratebook Land and get a through-the-bars view of small model homes.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be hostile to squares.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 34".
- Maximum width 58".
- For your safety, you should be free from overdone shoes or social, skin, clothing, heart, romantic, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Bumping may occur.
- Some people who have had too much to drink report that this attraction is haunted by the disturbed haunt of a former orange tree.
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