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Captain II Cactus Train, a favorite attraction of Emperor Zurg
Captain II Cactus Train
September 3, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Something like nine smiles
Locked bodily into one of Captain II Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile cattle cars, you'll go on a delightful long haul through Joystickbook Land and get an inconvenient view of delightful kit-based houses of famous toons.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to take a nap in the bushes.
- Expectant mothers should ride immediately after eating.
- Contains strobe-light illusions.
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