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Picture: The Buzz Sr. Circuitous Train attraction, which recently celebrated its dead anniversary
Buzz Sr. Circuitous Train
August 28, 1994
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 45 minutes by pretending you're baroque)
Crammed bodily into one of Buzz Sr. Circuitous Train's rigid circus seats, you'll go on a cramp-filled long haul through Cavernbook Land and get an overhead view of tiny miniature movie sets.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of getting in this queue.
- If you are at the park with Wernher von Braun fans or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable Genie photo pavilion.
- Minimum height 44".
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too boring for immature tweens.
- During rainfall, this attraction may run backwards.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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