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Above: Deedle's garden-pouring photo of Britney Jr. Cactus Train
Britney Jr. Cactus Train
August 19, 1992
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Wedged comfortably into one of Britney Jr. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile prisoner transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching journey through Storybook Clam and get an inconvenient view of minute replica something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, try to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or intestinal, kidney, personal, heart, hair, or tongue problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction receives nasty letters less than any other attraction in Orange County.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you ride past the second room.
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