Massive Lampwickland Attraction Database
The Bomb Jr. Circus Trolley dark ride during refurbishment
Bomb Jr. Circus Trolley
March 13, 1963
Avg. queue length:
11 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Seated conveniently into one of Bomb Jr. Circus Trolley's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a magical trip through Wolfbook Land and get a through-the-bars view of small model cartoon locations.
- Warning: in the middle of a power outage, this dark ride will be dominated by comatose reprobates.
- Contains imported effects.
- During unfortunate thunder storms, this dark ride may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very dry on this dark ride.
- No open-toed shoes or monkey business allowed.
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