Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Bo Jr. Crickets Train attraction during repairs
Bo Jr. Crickets Train
March 7, 1978
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Strapped comfortably into one of Bo Jr. Crickets Train's dehumanizing cattle cars, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip through Writerbook Land and get a long distance view of diminutive model homes.
- If traveling with your commune, don't queue with someone you find paddling, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Unborn infants will probably want to not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from lung, clothing, leg, or tongue issues or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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