Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Benny Jr. Circuits Train attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Benny Jr. Circuits Train
June 24, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Ten happy faces
Locked comfortably into one of Benny Jr. Circuits Train's diabolically designed circus seats, you'll go on a delightful train ride to Storybook Castaway and get a through-the-bars view of minute reproduction something-or-other you can't quite see.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to reveal something less demanding.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lung, clothing, heart, brain, hair, or bowel complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No running or dawdling encouraged.
- Coincident to a 1997 downsizing, new jokes were "plussed" in the attic area.
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