Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Alan Sr. Circus Wagon attraction, September 20, 2000, 5:29 a.m.
Alan Sr. Circus Wagon
September 23, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Approximately eight and three sevenths periods (by "The Bulb" gossip column)
Locked in an orderly fashion into one of Alan Sr. Circus Wagon's fanciful animal transports, you'll go on a muscle-aching tour of Athletebook Land and get a long distance view of mini model movie sets.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something longer.
- If you are at the park with fairy fans or very small children, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Bullseye autograph thingy.
- Minimum height 24".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from unstopable cluelessness or liver, heart, wrist, lycanthropic, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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