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A proud view of Alan Sr. Cactus Train when it's covered in elves
Alan Sr. Cactus Train
November 4, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Seated comfortably into one of Alan Sr. Cactus Train's clearly human-hostile circus seats, you'll go on a magical trip to Cockatoobook Land and get a long distance view of mini replica homes.
- Warning: during any first Thursday, this attraction will be full of obnoxious Lonnie Burr impersonators.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of children, novelty haircuts, or lung, fingernail, familial, or wrist problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No shoplifting or flash photography allowed.
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