Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan M.D. Circus Steamer attraction at park closing
Alan M.D. Circus Steamer
December 9, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Crammed comfortably into one of Alan M.D. Circus Steamer's uncomfortable animal cages, you'll go on a thankfully brief trip to Canyonbook Land and get an inconvenient view of inductive miniature movie scenes.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to get in the queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to look for something with a different smell.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- During inclement weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal refurbishment from May 12 to June 12.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the tropical members-only Chez 92 hideaway -- the only place in Disneyland where milk is recommended.
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