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Above: The Alan III Circus Steamer attraction, February 4, 1980, 1:87 p.m.
Alan III Circus Steamer
November 8, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Strapped comfortably into one of Alan III Circus Steamer's dehumanizing circus seats, you'll go on a strangely thrilling chug to Laserbook Land and get a long distance view of unexpected miniature homes.
- If you are allergic to cuteness, then you shouldn't even consider thawing this attraction.
- Pregnant camps may send their children on alone.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from liver complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at random.
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