Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Wumbo the Delusional Elephant ride, finally considered to be the only strict ride at Disneyland
Wumbo the Delusional Elephant
July 17, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all there is to it. You were expecting more?
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to experience this ride in the morning.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- For your benefit, you should be free from inexplicable extra limbs, garish makeup, or leg, liver, or cardiac issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Annoyance may occur.
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