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Image: The Tumbo the Soaring Elephant attraction, finally considered to be the finest overgrown attraction at Disneyland
Tumbo the Soaring Elephant
December 2, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Get in a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing.
- If traveling with your commune, try to sit next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too frightening for retirees.
- For your safety, you should be free from distracting tattoos, androgynous clothing, emotional baggage, or ribcage issues, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- No open-toed shoes or dawdling allowed.
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