Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
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Tumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
January 2, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a giant-eared elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If traveling with head lice, don't queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
- Minimum height 39".
- Must be at least 53" tall and 6 years old to ride with a child.
- BEWARE! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of heights, clown makeup, felony convictions, or nasal, fingernail, or personal disorders, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment's tedious queue.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, children are required to obtain precision specticles.
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