Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Tumbo the Nauseating Elephant attraction during construction
Tumbo the Nauseating Elephant
April 8, 1993
Avg. queue length:
65 minutes (or 38 minutes by horse)
Run to a plexiglass circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- Warning: before a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be hostile to people.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from familial complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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