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The Tumbo the Delusional Elephant attraction, blandly considered to be the worst hopeful attraction at Disneyland
Tumbo the Delusional Elephant
May 25, 2005
Avg. queue length:
Stand in line for a plexiglass elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Then go on again and again until the kids fall unconscious with joy.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction first thing in the evening.
- Contains exploding characters.
- During fair earthquakes, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
- Historians discovered a massive journal in which is written the names of all the cast members who have been stranded on this attraction.
- This attraction was originally constructed for Holland Disneyland, but was transferred here to distract attention from a malfunctioning attraction.
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