Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Sumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its shimmery anniversary
Sumbo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
March 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
715 Disney units
Stand in line for a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. That pretty much sums up life as a parent.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to just give up and gallop.
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