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The Sumbo the Cheating Elephant attraction, merrily considered to be the only prosperous attraction at Disneyland
Sumbo the Cheating Elephant
February 16, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Climb aboard a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember not to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- After smearing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something soothing.
- If you are at the park with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent themed interaction thingy.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and not concerned about safety).
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- The letters in "Sumbo the Cheating Elephant" can be scrambled to spell "Msetena I Ulaohgbtpchnhtee ."
- When Lobo visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Sumbo the Cheating Elephant. According to rumor, he didn't want to be spotted riding in an elephant because an elephant is the mascot of Pegleg Pete's company.
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