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The Slomo the Whiney Elephant attraction as seen from the top of an inn
Slomo the Whiney Elephant
October 6, 1972
Avg. queue length:
54 minutes (or 49 minutes in metric)
Get in a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. Be sure to bring an air-sickness bag.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to give up plans for a structured day instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- In a private closet at the tippy top of the Slomo the Whiney Elephant, there is a loafing area for lost children.
- When Al Weiss visited Disneyland, he refused to ride Slomo the Whiney Elephant. Supposedly, he didn't want to be spotted associating with an elephant because an elephant is the representation of a site.
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