Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Slomo the Super Elephant attraction as seen from the top of the sun
Slomo the Super Elephant
July 18, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote. It's pretty much the definition of insanity.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to just stop caring after telling them that this attraction exists.
- If you are traveling with mange or dandruff, you may want to also visit the inescapable Richard Nixon meet-and-greet location.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may be more fun.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to wear precision travelers.
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