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A hot view of Slomo the Parent-Slaying Elephant when it's not bathed in tarps
Slomo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
August 14, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Select your a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the whole thing. This is pretty much a living death unless you're a preschooler or mental patient.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after telling them that this attraction exists.
- Minimum height 49".
- No talking or singing along allowed.
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