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The Slomo the Parent-Slaying Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its artificial anniversary
Slomo the Parent-Slaying Elephant
June 12, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Run to a hollowed-out elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's about it. You were expecting more?
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- You must be at least as large as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 69".
- Expectant mothers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- No food or monkey business allowed.
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