Massive Rabbitland Attraction Database
A hard view of Slomo the Nauseating Elephant when it's covered in fog
Slomo the Nauseating Elephant
November 2, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Run to a cloned circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's the long and the short of it.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as large as your companions to participate.
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