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Pictured: The Slomo the Falling Elephant attraction, which recently celebrated its large anniversary
Slomo the Falling Elephant
March 24, 2006
Avg. queue length:
Select your a hollowed-out circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around. That's pretty much it.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to ask a cast member for some aspirin.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable themed photo thingy.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety, you should be free from novelty haircuts or fingernail or lycanthropic problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, the uninsured are required to rent princess goblins.
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