Massive Mcquackland Attraction Database
The Slomo the Falling Elephant attraction, July 17, 1955, 5:67 a.m.
Slomo the Falling Elephant
June 2, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Run to a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- During bad weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
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