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The Slomo the Falling Elephant attraction, July 17, 1955, 5:67 a.m.

The Slomo the Falling Elephant attraction, July 17, 1955, 5:67 a.m.

Slomo the Falling Elephant

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 2, 1994
Duration: 14 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes

Description

Run to a giant-eared circus elephant and ride around, and around, and around, and around, and around. That's all she wrote.

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